Clearly I was not born with the cooking gene. But I'm an even worse cook than previously thought. I started the Chex mix on fire.

Yes. It was on fireApparently when you only make half a batch, you're not supposed to cook it the regular amount of time! Who knew? Not I. But I'm probably the only one who could have done that ( Read more... )

OK, that's it. I hate Wheat Thins! They are a creation of Satan! Nasty, disgusting, salty, cardboard, aftertaste-of-shit! I am eating out of the vending machine today, since the cafeterias and store are closed. I wanted these animal crackers. They had milk in them :(

DIE WHEAT THINS!!! >:(

Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! And especially my 2 favorites:


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There are all these books about the weaponization of space in my Amazon shopping cart. I wonder if this is a hint that someone wants something for his birthday ( Read more... )

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! =D ( Read more... )

You know, I think when the chicken slaughter houses finish up with slaughtering all the chickens, cutting them up and harvesting every atom of meat from their carcasses, then they sweep up and go home, the canned soup makers steal the bags of trash from their dumpsters, and that's where they get their chicken. I'm sure Snopes would tell me I'm ( Read more... )

You know, if you put enough Sriracha in it, even Marriott food can taste pretty good ( Read more... )

Our cafeteria has a new "taco bar" that is fashioned after Chipotle. "That sounds good," thought I, and there was no line, so why not? Right? Hahahahahaha. Yeah. I ordered the 2 soft "tacos" and I don't know about you, but when I think "soft taco" I think about a tortilla with some stuff in it, that you can squeeze the sides together to make sort ( Read more... )

How much would you pay for this unframed?

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If any of you are thinking about trying that new Kellogg's "Organic" Raisin Bran, don't. Save your money. I think I just ate a pile of shredded cardboard.

Well, back to it. They'll have my hide if they catch me on here today!